Morning Previews

It’s morning again and I have another batch of previews for you from around the web. I hope you’re excited. I know I am.

• BATMAN #691 – This issue features Two-Face, and we finally get to see his kinky Batman costume that was originally shown back on the Battle for the Cowl cover. You so sexy, Harvey! (IGN)
• POWERS #1 -I’d like to say something clever and snarky here, but you’ll have to excuse me. I need to wipe the semen off the inside of my pants. (Major Spoilers)
• ULTIMATE COMICS AVENGERS #3 – Captain America continues the hunt for his son, the Red Skull. I suggest Cap treat his kid like I treat my kids, and beat him til he’s the Black and Blue Skull. (Marvel)
• DMZ #46 – I lost track of this series, but I used to really like it. Mainly because that Matty is so hot. Mmhm girlfriend! (Vertigo)
• STREET FIGHTER TURBO #9 – This just reminds me that I’m gonna have to buy a copy of Super Street Fighter IV soon. Screw you, UDON. (UDON)
• SHINKU – I don’t actually know what this is, but judging from the cover it’s about a ninja girl in a black leather catsuit fighting vampire samurai. You’re welcome. (Newsarama)
• CYBERFORCE/HUNTER-KILLER #4 & #5 COVERS – This isn’t much of a preview, but I doubt it’s much of a book. (CBR)

Well, that’s all. I hate to keep bringing this up, but yesterday was a hell of a slow news day. Today had damn well be better, or I am personally taking it out on Joe Quesada’s ass.